Ass Fireworks

I had lunch with my Grandma and we went shopping. I guarantee as soon as you cross the border, they're going to think Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra just arrived. Coolness roundup 8. I'm driving along, and all of a sudden a trucker honks at me bottle rockets. Isn't that what you do when someone's waving at you' I go another 10 or 15 minutes, and a DIFFERENT trucker honks at me.

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" His poor, creaky jaw drops to the floor. To ensure that the Tamil Diaspora wont be fooled by knockoffs of these knockoffs there will be a special picture of Prabhakharan pasted on all these products. That is what a crazy weekend and an existential crisis will do to you. It is the only weekend of the year you are legally allowed to let off ass fireworks. I look in my mirror, and he's waving firecrackers. This is merely the FIRST tornado warning I will be driving through during the weekend. Cover My Ass Note: Don't play with fireworks.